mah bizzle is home!!!! i cizzant wizzy ta hangout wit him this weekend

Heres tha story of a lovely lady,
Who was trippin' up three very lovely bitchez.
Allz of them had hair of gold,
Like they pusha,
The gangsta one in curls.

Heres tha story of a dawg named Brady,
Who was busy wit three boys of his own.
They was four men,
Liv'n all killa, but they was all alone.

Till tha one day when tha lady met this fellow,
and they knizzay it was miznuch more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a familizzles .
Tha way we all became tha Brady Bunch.
Tha Brady Bunch, tha Brady Bizunch
Tha way we became tha Brady Bunch cuz this is how we do it.